I’m preparing my home for sale. I’m a seller. I’ve only done this one other time. I hate this. Everywhere I look in my house I see things that need to be “edited”, things long overdue for cleaning, and things that I wish I could just throw away. This is hell. My family moved into this house December of 2014. It was the house of our dreams, a 3-bedroom home with an office, two living spaces, a basement, and 2 acres! It was our forever home. We could rear our children here, retire here, entertain grandchildren here. This house was perfect. Only five months after moving in, twenty years of marriage fell apart. I won’t go into the details. Two years later and I’m preparing my forever home for sale. It took me most of February to figure out that the thought of preparing, the lists, the work, the overwhelming task that was ahead of me had put me into a depression. There was/is so much to do and I was doing almost all of it alone. My children are of an age that they should be helpful. That’s easier said than done. Every time my son “helps” he… read more →
I have just spent the past 3 hours trying to design a newsletter for the sole purpose of attaching my blog. If anyone has read “If You Give A Pig A Pancake…” then you will understand the process I have just endured. I have so many things to write about right now but many are very personal and will probably need to trickle out as I learn to articulate them better. So, today is a random blog. I hope you enjoy it. The picture above makes me laugh every time I read it: Hot Bean Water. That just makes me chuckle. I once tried to train myself to get used to drinking my coffee with Splenda. “It’s the same as sugar” they all said. “You can’t even tell.” I can tell. My tastebuds are not fooled. They know I am trying to slip them chemicals and they do not appreciate it. At the same time I was also cutting back on tasty things like Chips, Sourdough BREAD, and yummy Pastries and Cookies. My tastebuds knew what was happening and one day they had a chat with my common sense and said- What are you doing? This is the one truly luxurious… read more →
I have a good friend who has been on and off the fence about buying: No, we have decided to wait until spring….I think we’d like to see this house…What it really boils down to is they are keeping their eyes open for THE house. The perfect house that sings to their family’s heart. I get that, so we look at random houses at random times, and it doesn’t bother me because I love them. Today we went to see a house in a neighborhood that we all like: location, location, location. The property is a little over two acres, 5 bedrooms, finished basement, a pool, and a fancy koi pond. The home is a little different from the rest of the homes in the neighborhood, a little more modern. We both had very high hopes walking in. We met with the owner because they are attempting to sell the property themselves without listing with an agent. She told us right away that the home had been professionally painted, by hand, and each room has a different theme. Luckily, the owner got busy with a conference call and we were able to walk around, unattended, to witness the full glory… read more →
Meeting with a Structural Engineer to check out the integrity of my clients house of choice today….Meeting with a Structural Engineer is really a fascinating experience. The first time I went through one of these inspections I held my breath and waited for the house to fall down on top of us. The inspector carried around a long metal staff with the top end fashioned like a wine screw. It was almost as tall as the inspector. I followed him around the basement of the home while he quietly peered at bits of space and then suddenly he was swinging the staff at a beam and “Thwack!” Holy GOD! He did this for awhile….peer, mutter, THWACK! I was expected to keep my distance or my head, it was up to me. After awhile he started taking his finger nail and scratched at things here and there on the wall, muttering, muttering, asking questions, muttering….armed with the staff. Fascinating, …and a little scary. It’s better than a movie but you really have no appetite for a snack.
Imagine: I’m on a conference call. We’re discussing the next move in a contract. My daughter walks into my office, realizes I’m talking on the phone, and starts to scribble this note to me… (Thankfully, she no longer tries talking to me without sound….or her version of sign language) What? What does that mean? Doesn’t a volcano involve plaster of paris (whatever that is), a platform of some type, and brown paint? I happen to know we don’t have any brown paint. Why does she think she can just whip one up on the fly? All these thoughts are flying through my head as I stare at this post it note. Whatever she thinks, she’s headed out the door. I insist she wear my safety glasses, safety first! She might blow us all up but her eyes WILL be protected. Everything on the call comes to a screeching halt. My clients now know exactly what’s going on in my office/home. There’s no more pretending I’m actually at an office, office…(just like those moments when the UPS man shows up and my dogs go berserk!) I’m asking them to hold on for a quick second. I want my daughter to take the dog… read more →
De Ja Vu This morning started like every other…The oldest started knocking on my door at 0’Dark 30 asking if the carpool was going to pick him up….Why wouldn’t they pick you up? …Did you call them?…I don’t need to call them, they pick you up every morning…Should you take me to the bus stop?….You know there’s medication for this….Mama, am I going to miss the bus?…Turn on the front porch light and wait for the carpool.- At this point I shut the door on him and crawled back into my bed. Half an hour later my daughters obnoxious alarm started going off with all it’s bleeps, bloops, and chittering. You’d think it was a Furbee, almost. The alarm is designed to go off, snooze, and then roll off the table and make all the same racket while rolling around the room. It works as promised but she still doesn’t hear it. But I do. Today I chose to stay annoyed and let her earn the tardy slip. She woke up livid, with me, and then griped all morning long. I stayed in my room until it was time to go. I was happy there. And then, just out of… read more →
Was it always like this? I’m sitting in my office, waiting. I’m waiting for the Second heating repair company to show up. I bought a home warranty with my property when we purchased our new home in November (or rather the sellers bought us a home warranty at our request). I had my first opportunity to use it yesterday when I was told by my 15 year old that there was water “all over the basement”. Luckily, he exaggerates. But still, there was water, and it wasn’t a good way to start the morning. I called the warranty company and was given a two hour window that they would arrive later that afternoon (Tip: I was actually given a 48 hour window but then I called the company who would be coming out and they gave me an accurate window). The representative showed up on time and I walked him through what I know: Here’s the puddle in the basement. Do you have any questions? I’ll be in my office if you need anything. He tinkered around with the system for about 20 minutes and then came to my office. The run down of what he learned was my… read more →
I just spent an hour trying to tie in all the social media ….%$!# to my blog channel. This is a test to see if it worked. Carry On.
What has happened in the last two weeks? People have been fence jumping left and right, buying and selling houses-in November! This is a notoriously slow time of year (unless you’re in California then it’s generally referred to as the Second Spring)…. but not this year. I feel like I’m getting a call a day: I’m thinking about selling my home…buying a home…we’d like you to come by to take a look for selling in the spring…. Was it the election? Was it the latest news from the Feds? I really couldn’t say. What I can say is it brings out the politics in real estate agents. It’s weird. Here’s the scenario: I call an agent to ask about their listing for a buyer. That agent calls me back and gives me the requested information. Instead of just saying thanks and hanging up, we do a little small talk about how busy it’s gotten. It’s like talking about the weather for realtors. Next thing I know I’m getting an ear full of her politics. What? What just happened? Did I miss the turn? She just threw a political bomb at me and now I have to nicely get Off the phone and not screw up… read more →
I don’t fit in my pants. Normally, people come out of summer fit, toned, beach and pool body ready. Not me. I came out of summer stressed, full of cookies, and good summer times. My husband retired from the Air Force this summer. I worked my real estate butt off this summer (not literally). But I also enjoyed relaxing this summer. Who has time for the gym, I’d rather walk my dogs. Recently I sent an email to a friend who worried she was becoming an old lady who was hoarding bowls and platters from HomeGoods. Turns out she’s on a special diet that cuts everything tasty. That email prompted this post…. Don’t worry about the bowls…You like them because they hold tasty things, like dairy products. You’re not becoming a hoarder, you need to add dairy back into your diet. What kind of crazy nonsense is that diet?! *mumbling* …giving up dairy…I’d starve. Last night I was drinking my wine, my life’s blood, and the only thing I could find that wasn’t cookies (mmmm cookies) was cheese. Don’t think I didn’t just about deplete the lunch cheese slices we have in our house. That super thin, extra sharp, white… read more →